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For the people on my instance. Brace for impact I'm planning to move aspie.space from Digital Ocean to my home server. Hope I don't break everything! #42

My buddy @Jackymichel here's complaining isn't drunk but he didn't even has finished his beer...

@Jackymichel is being a bad boy. He left me inside to take care of the glorious beers the time he left for a smoke.

He's not taking my instance seriously apparently but my friend is @Jackymichel btw...

Just arrived in Belgium and already drinking some . and my mate I've just turned up to Mastodon. 🍻

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Today I go back to my home country after 2 years. That gonna turn me crazy after all this time I've been abroad. Does my friends still remembered me?

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Motion to declare that NSFW toots shall, in perpetuity, be called "noots".

I'll document myself before doing the migration and announce the time of the maintenance at least one day before. πŸ˜‰

For the people on my instance. Brace for impact I'm planning to move aspie.space from Digital Ocean to my home server. Hope I don't break everything! #42

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Mastodon Makes Its Users Feel Happy. Here’s Why That’s A Bad Thing

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lifehack: whenever public wifi asks you for your email, instead of giving it to them, do this ONE NEAT TRICK

look at the name of the company trying to collect it (it will never be the restaurant or cafe, always some soulless data brokering tech firm) and type in "sales" or "hello" @companyname.website

give them a taste of their own medicine!!

Limitless on Netflix remind me of when i was back in college following 2 degrees in same time on Modafinil.

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"i use linux as my operating system," i state proudly to the unkempt, bearded man. he swivels around in his desk chair with a devilish gleam in his eyes, ready to mansplain with extreme precision.
"actually," he says with a grin, "linux is just the kernel. you use GNU+linux."
i don't miss a beat and reply with a smirk, "i use alpine, a distro that doesn't include the GNU coreutils, or any other GNU code. it's linux, but it's not GNU+linux."

the smile quickly drops from the man's face. his body begins convulsing and he foams at the mouth as he drop to the floor with a sickly thud. as he writhes around he screams "I-IT WAS COMPILED WITH GCC! THAT MEANS IT'S STILL GNU!"
coolly, i reply "if windows was compiled with gcc, would that make it GNU?" i interrupt his response with "and work is being made on the kernel to make it more compiler-agnostic. even if you were correct, you won't be for long."

with a sickly wheeze, the last of the man's life is ejected from his body. he lies on the floor, cold and limp. i've womansplained him to death.

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